(J. Campbell)
I just learned Kung fu from a microchip
Bought the upgrade that had the back flip
When the memories came my brain started to trip
Snatch the pebble from my hand
now watch me throw kicks
Lost all my stress and bad attitude
Took out the bank loan financed my new truth
Don’t remember my old life I’m not trying to
But now I’m dressing rather snazzy
and I’m back in school
Cloud download of that Vedic soul
Now I can om the whole place with my microphone
Ommmmmm
1 app to remember
1 app to stay calm
1 for the bliss
1 to be wrong
1 for the memories of climbing to the top
And being a good man with compassionate thoughts
For one dollar 99 I can remember when
I was the life of the party
had a lot of friends
Don’t mind the nose bleed that you’ll see on me
And pass the proprietary batteries
The chip is not on my shoulder
It was a cool cool day when everything changed
I cybernetically removed them from my brain
The pain from the past was overcome at last
I will be free as long as I can pay
As long as I can pay
From the digital dojo,
downloadable mojo
Calibrated my patience
removing the slow mo
If I ever get angry,
buy the app that can save me
Got the one for the IQ
Wikipedia, mind you
Subscription prices getting hard to pay
I need the new chip and firmware update
Gonna sell this house and go live on the land
My reality sucks I need that program
The chip is not on my shoulder
It was a cool cool day when everything changed
I cybernetically removed them from my brain
The pain from the past was overcome at last
I will be free as long as I can pay